katie ([info]pipu) wrote,
2005-05-03 10:16:00
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  • Music: Adam & the Ants - Stand & Deliver

Ahoy, mateys! Pirates are so 2002.

I keep wanting to call him Barbecue, but that joke is played out. Maybe he needs a penis name: Dick, Rod, Peter, Lance, etc. Oh wait, Sean just suggested naming him using Cockney Rhyming Slang. That's it, his name is Lolly Lick!



Lolly Lick, terror of the seven seas!

He's knitted from wool yarn (I was going to size up and then felt him, but decided not to) and stands about 14" tall. I used (but modified) a pattern from Favorite Easy to Make Toys (1982). In the original pattern, his clothes are attached to him, but I wanted to make him (un)dressable, so all of his clothes are separate pieces. His kerchief keeps falling off. I made his hook hand by knitting a tube and covering a cup hook. I also freestyled some anatomy that wasn't included in the original pattern.





Tee-hee!

One more for the road, his glamour headshot!

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[info]jennnk

May 3 2005, 10:23:52 UTC 7 years ago

you didn't show the best part about his hand!!

[info]pipu

May 3 2005, 10:29:36 UTC 7 years ago

You have a dirty mind.

[info]jennnk

May 3 2005, 10:42:02 UTC 7 years ago

mwahahahahahahaha

[info]cyntergomes

May 3 2005, 10:57:21 UTC 7 years ago

Excellent!!! That's too damn funny.

[info]eris_devotee

May 3 2005, 10:57:51 UTC 7 years ago

Oh my.

How absolutely fantabulous. An anatomically correct knit pirate.

[info]helloyarn

May 3 2005, 11:04:15 UTC 7 years ago

I think I just peed my pants a little!

[info]croshay

7 years ago

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[info]bubbychucks

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[info]delphizyx

May 3 2005, 10:33:25 UTC 7 years ago

O.M.G.

[info]ilythia

May 3 2005, 10:40:36 UTC 7 years ago

Brilliant!

[info]bertha79

May 3 2005, 10:44:52 UTC 7 years ago

OMG!! Hilariously fantastic!!

[info]momma_bird

May 3 2005, 10:53:45 UTC 7 years ago

ahhhh!!! the virgin mary and baby jesus grunions just took a peek at the screen and had to turn away :-0

this is so awesome--- i can't believe he's completely knitted!!!

[info]smelly_catlogs

May 3 2005, 10:55:37 UTC 7 years ago

OMG that is too cute and funnY!

HAHAHA!!

[info]dizzybees

May 3 2005, 10:56:55 UTC 7 years ago

Lolly Lick, I think I love ya!

[info]russiarocket

May 3 2005, 10:57:35 UTC 7 years ago

one word, two syllables: AWESOME!

[info]jazz_loretta

May 3 2005, 11:10:43 UTC 7 years ago

that is so unbelievably cute and disturbing all at once.

[info]sari

May 3 2005, 11:25:30 UTC 7 years ago

simply ingenious :) that penis is the dot on I :)

[info]monkeyhouse

May 3 2005, 11:25:38 UTC 7 years ago

holy flurking schnitt! if i didn't <3 you before, i sure do now. whoop! (careful with that hook, mr. pirate!)

*runs off to make penii for her sock monkeys*

[info]joanofarrgh

May 3 2005, 11:28:11 UTC 7 years ago

YARR! that pirate be kickin' some booty!

[info]firstplacekat

May 3 2005, 12:19:29 UTC 7 years ago

Filthy girl! Clever, but filthy ;)

[info]cookita

May 3 2005, 14:21:25 UTC 7 years ago

I HAVE JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN

YOU ARE MY HERO

[info]firstplacekat

May 3 2005, 14:25:24 UTC 7 years ago

You know, my dad's nickname in the RN was "Barney Rubble" and I always thought it was because he had wide feet. I just realized it was cockney (duh.). Makes more sense now!

[info]pipu

May 4 2005, 13:19:08 UTC 7 years ago

I am becoming slightly obsessed with cockney slang! I keep using it at Sean and it takes him a few seconds, but he usually gets what I'm saying!

[info]verbminx

May 3 2005, 20:21:25 UTC 7 years ago

LOLOL! So cute! Kudos as usual, dear! :D

[info]a_wags

May 3 2005, 21:06:50 UTC 7 years ago

oooh I love him!

[info]theolive

May 4 2005, 13:40:05 UTC 7 years ago

You're a genius!

THAT'S the cutest, sauciest little guy I've seen in a long time--the pirate attached, too. ; )

[info]curiositykitten

May 4 2005, 21:48:04 UTC 7 years ago

i love it! :)

knitted naughty bits...awesome!
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