Grunions #0446-0449
Secret Mystery Club Grunions for December 2006 (super-limited edition of four):
Vanilla Furry Smith
Size: 10" tall Habitat: record stores Food: Donkey Butter Special Attack: Recitation of Obscure Lyrics Notes: Vanilla Furry Smith lives in old fashioned, low-light record stores where he absorbs the vibes and reads record inserts in an attempt to solve the Kennedy assassination. Vanilla Furry Smith also makes annual trips to the Peruvian Andes to collect small tins of Donkey Butter which is manufactured by the Gerkle Torimaku Company, which is also rumored to be run by aliens or Japanese Turks. Vanilla Furry Smith might also work for Gerkle Torimaku Company, but it is unknown.
As usual, it is too late get a Vanilla Furry Smith of your own, but if you join Grunion Club between now and February 28, you can get in on the next supersecret Club Grunion.
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pipu) wrote,
grunionic!
